Ryan?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
guavajagular
cannabiscomrade

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

neko-setsuka

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

sabertoothwalrus
lessamao

Pricing your work!

At least a living wage x hours worked + cost of materials

the-haiku-bot

At least a living

wage x hours worked + cost

of materials

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

karadin

you also need to add $$$ for your working space, utilities including wifi and transportation if you need to get materials locally, also work transport into shipping costs (which you always charge the customer including packing materials and time packing.

Remember, if you sell your work for less/or give it for free you are actually PAYING SOMEONE to take your work.

jelloapocalypse
prozac

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

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lizardsister

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality